Those whom the gods want dead are pushed through the grinding blades of med school first.  It's a rite of passage; you have to die bit by bit so that others may live. So, my dear sucked-n-spitten-out meddies, if you're reading this, you probably already know that you're dead meat, zeroed in on the crosshair of a 222, which is connected to a truck-load of pinless grenades, which are lying around in the middle...

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KEMCOL 2012 Student Survey ! Its the time of the year again ! Fill out the Kemcol 2012 Student Survey with your funny answers and be a part of it! Name/NicknameClass1) Loving K.E is like...2) Had you been a pigeon at KE, who would have been your primary target?3) One day a pigeon from the dome of Patiala whispered in my ear that4) Why this kolaveri di?5) I am a Kemcolian because I can6) One...

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King Edward Literary Society presents K.E.'s first ever Spelling BeeDate: 28-Mar-12Time:11:30-1:30Venue: Auditorium KEMU LahoreWord Bank:AccentuateAcquiesceAcquisitionAMICABLEAnachronismArborealAsceticAssassinBelfryBELLIGERENTBerateBerserkBon appetitBougainvilleaBouquetbourgeoisiebourridebrawnBrochureCallowcalypsoCamouflageCapitula capoeira Caviarcebell CemeteryChauffeurCLAMORClichecoinColonelColonelConcubineContingency Phatic Gratuitous Teancity Lugubrious Succinct Saturnine Riposte Squat Meringue Bain-marie PneumaticLasagna MyriadCrepuscularCuckoocymotrichousDebrisdeityDEMAGOGUEDesiccatedDeuceDiaphanousDoppelgangerEcclesiasticaleclipseEFFLUVIUMELOCUTIONennuiEntourageEntrepreneurEphemeral:ERRONEOUSEsotericEXTEMPORANEOUSFacadeFarceFecundFeignFinessefurtivegaloubetGaucheGazetteGeminiGerundGherkinGrotesqueGuile:HackneyHarangueHieroglyphichoorooshHymnINFALLIBLEintriqueIRASCIBLEIrascible:JoustkomatikLacquerlaodiceanlekaneLiaiseLoquaciousMAGNANIMITY MasqueradeMATRIARCHMayonnaiseMEDIEVALMORTUARYMuslim zephyrNaivenaumkeagnebulousnobleNuminousObituaryobloquyOligarchyPeripateticTequilaEulogySchadenfreudeOMNISCIENTopalorgeatpageantPageantPanguingueParmesanhors d'oeurvesPartridgePasteurizePATRIARCHPATRIMONYINQUISITIONpelerinePERFIDIOUSperisciiperpetually connoisseur conscientiousness yonder colossal woefulPERTURBPiqueprivelegePurloinQuayQuiescenceRampageREBELLIOUSRendezvousRhetoricSACROSANCTsangsue Secede Whimsical TrousseausepulchralShenaniganssibylSouvenirSpaghettisubtletydiscernmentsurreptitiousTaciturnLitanyPremiereVirtuosityDerrierreBoudoirCoiffeurNouveauUnctuousAproposEpochde rigueurCharlatanNeanderthalurushiyevaguelyValetvilifyVIVACIOUSvoodoowarmwildYachtP.S. According to the format there will b unseen words as well. Certificates will be awarded to ALL participants,Trophies/Shields to Top 3. ...

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WRITTEN BY: ANONYMOUS Going for an interview, be prepared to get ragged Taunts that are like blows on a punching bag. What everybody called ‘just a formality’ Let’s just say, there’s one word called humility. Thanks to the vivas we are now 'basti'-immune It’s equal to eating a bowl full of prunes L. All the smucks, sneers and jitters For details, look at my tweets on Twitter! Taking out the anger on my poor pet...

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By Taroob Latef (2nd Yr) This is an exclusively Taroob-felt interpretation of how many of us end up in Facebook faux pas ^^10. COVER MISUNDERSTOOD A cover is supposed to depict the inner you. It heads your timeline because it has a better purpose, so lets not send the feature to trash by using it as a bigger display picture. 9. ENTERTAINMENT MISDEEDS Taking 24/7 quizzes, photos of even a bread slice that you toasted, games that you...

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By Anam Tassadaq      Of 4th yr.    Dystrophy has struck our country.  The recent twain of decades has pulled down Pakistan into a crippling quagmire; a morass of political hangover, ebbing economy, beauracratic tyranny, terrorism, et al. The manacle of unemployment and backbreaking inflation is exhausting and killing the masses. The bloodbath in Karachi, exponentially burgeoning prices of the ‘Roti, kupra aur makaan’, and the unnerving load shedding are vivid exemplifications of the apathy...

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By Haffsa Tariq      of 3rd yr Somewhere in the Tennesse mountains, life went steadily and slowly. This was quite a cozy room. The fireplace was burning. The ticker of the big long case of the clock was rocking. The swing of the rocking chair placed beside the burning and crackling wood was making shadows that were tossing on the rear wall and ceiling. A lonely candle was burning on the shelf above. Sometimes...

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